Amsterbam

The scene is Wednesday night, roughly 6 pm.

Again, the scene begins on the way home from daycare, in the Mini Mac / Party Truck.

EVAN: Mommy, is Daddy home?
MOMMY: No, Evan, he's still in Europe. He went to Amsterdam. Can you say "Amsterdam?"
EVAN: Amsterdam. Aid, Daddy went to Amsterdam. Amsterbam. Aid, Daddy's in Amsterbam.
MOMMY: (chuckling) Yes, Evan. Amsterbam is in Europe. Can you say "Europe?"
AIDEN: Amsabam.
EVAN: Aid, Daddy's in Myrope.


I know it's a bad pun - but he ACTUALLY SAID IT.